I hate dirtying a cup to mix something with my creatine. The two tortillas hits my fiber goals for the day. I consume food like a broke college student and I wouldn’t haven’t it any other way.
by loganbsexybeast
38 Comments
TheAngelDaniel
ExpensiveBoss1767
This shouldn’t make me as upset as it does
coffeepartyforone
Excellent_Law6906
…but you have so much to live for, OP. 🥺
Smart-Koala4306
I’ve never looked, are all tortillas high in fiber or specifically the ones you buy?
Ill-Background-827
My old roommate would call that a “choke sandwich” 😂
Ringadean
Creatine is most optimal when administered into the nasal cavity.
Ringadean
Bro, 5 grams a day is more than enough.
Artistic-Astronaut69
shadowcoffeebean
Peanut butter and crack sandwich
DuchessOfCelery
Added to the list of people I am NOT doing blow with. Your line control is abysmal.
maaschine
thats tyrones peanutbutter-crack sandwich
StandOutLikeDogBalls
Ya know what? It may be a lack of sleep talking but, I’m here for it.
FieryFruitcake
Good luck shittin my guy
LeftyLiberalDragon
Why are people who want to build muscle always like “how can I eat the shittiest possible fucking thing to ensure I hate life”
Muscles ain’t worth this shit bro you got one life and you’re wasting it eating this crap
Lambesis96
I wish Id never known you were creatine this bs
nall667
OP can you open your mouth or is it still glued shut
ClassMammoth3691
How about some vegetables so you don’t get empty calories??
MrInfinity-42
And if you mix the powder into the butter, all will be the same color!
jsamuraij
Those certainly are three things, yes.
Far_Improvement281
Doin lines off of used baby diaper is crazy
MonsterMashGrrrrr
Shitteritos
goodestname
Like wrapping a dogs medicine in Salami except you wouldnt have to.
Gimmemylighterback
Interesting-Year-724
Don’t make any plans, you’re probably going to have violent explosive diarrhea 😂😂😂😂
spike2pt0
Mmmm mmmmm, I love a little peanut butta on my cocaine tortilla!
standardtissue
lol i was gonna say this looks like me just trying to hit my macros. Uhm lets see I need 5 more grams of fiber and 10 grams of protein. How about this piece of bread here and … this cup of greek yogurt.
vgome013
Damn… I wish I didn’t like food as much as I do so I could just eat disgusting things like this and be happy
SpiritualReview9
I want violence, tf is this?
Riconn
Dump the creatine directly into your mouth and chase with water you heathen. It’s needless calories too, could be eating more protein.
ChloMyGod638
Ew
jkdess
I’m scared of you
nmarano1030
This is actually stupid.
Possum_Cowboy
Why are you scared of vegetables bro. I like to work out & stay healthy too but dawg this shit ain’t it. Real food like vegetables or a bowl of fruit won’t kill you 💀
Food is meant to be enjoyed. Gym bros will do anything but acknowledge the fact they have an unhealthy relationship to food (aka an eating disorder) and choose to eat war rations in their own home. There’s more to life than eating primarily protein, muscles & looking like a shrink wrapped carcass. A healthy & balanced diet that tastes good is more important.
Vex_Appeal
You have the option of mixing flavorless creatine powder into water and you decide to keep the powder in its raw sand form and eat it so you don’t miss any crunch.
Gross, great post if you actually eat this mess.
Enzo-Boi
The way white people treat tortillas on the sub absolutely pains my mexican heart 😭
BuffaloBuckbeak
Is it on the floor?
Low-Ad2426
Hey dude I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this, if you’re allowed to have joy in your life. You don’t have to do…this
38 Comments
This shouldn’t make me as upset as it does
…but you have so much to live for, OP. 🥺
I’ve never looked, are all tortillas high in fiber or specifically the ones you buy?
My old roommate would call that a “choke sandwich” 😂
Creatine is most optimal when administered into the nasal cavity.
Bro, 5 grams a day is more than enough.
Peanut butter and crack sandwich
Added to the list of people I am NOT doing blow with. Your line control is abysmal.
thats tyrones peanutbutter-crack sandwich
Ya know what? It may be a lack of sleep talking but, I’m here for it.
Good luck shittin my guy
Why are people who want to build muscle always like “how can I eat the shittiest possible fucking thing to ensure I hate life”
Muscles ain’t worth this shit bro you got one life and you’re wasting it eating this crap
I wish Id never known you were creatine this bs
OP can you open your mouth or is it still glued shut
How about some vegetables so you don’t get empty calories??
And if you mix the powder into the butter, all will be the same color!
Those certainly are three things, yes.
Doin lines off of used baby diaper is crazy
Shitteritos
Like wrapping a dogs medicine in Salami except you wouldnt have to.
Don’t make any plans, you’re probably going to have violent explosive diarrhea 😂😂😂😂
Mmmm mmmmm, I love a little peanut butta on my cocaine tortilla!
lol i was gonna say this looks like me just trying to hit my macros. Uhm lets see I need 5 more grams of fiber and 10 grams of protein. How about this piece of bread here and … this cup of greek yogurt.
Damn… I wish I didn’t like food as much as I do so I could just eat disgusting things like this and be happy
I want violence, tf is this?
Dump the creatine directly into your mouth and chase with water you heathen. It’s needless calories too, could be eating more protein.
Ew
I’m scared of you
This is actually stupid.
Why are you scared of vegetables bro. I like to work out & stay healthy too but dawg this shit ain’t it. Real food like vegetables or a bowl of fruit won’t kill you 💀
Food is meant to be enjoyed. Gym bros will do anything but acknowledge the fact they have an unhealthy relationship to food (aka an eating disorder) and choose to eat war rations in their own home. There’s more to life than eating primarily protein, muscles & looking like a shrink wrapped carcass. A healthy & balanced diet that tastes good is more important.
You have the option of mixing flavorless creatine powder into water and you decide to keep the powder in its raw sand form and eat it so you don’t miss any crunch.
Gross, great post if you actually eat this mess.
The way white people treat tortillas on the sub absolutely pains my mexican heart 😭
Is it on the floor?
Hey dude I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this, if you’re allowed to have joy in your life. You don’t have to do…this